Quote from Ross in The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
Ross: Where's the rest of my stuff? Like my ... Hey, this book is mine. And that T-shirt you sleep in? I'd like that back too. Yes, I do. Rachel: You know how much I love that T-shirt. You never even wear that T-shirt. Ross: I'm just trying to help you "move on." Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty- Ross: Petty. Rachel: -petty, petty. Small. Ross: Small. Rachel: You are so just doing this out of spite. Ross: Oh, no. I'm gonna wear this all the time. I love this shirt! Rachel: You haven't worn that t-shirt since you were 15. It doesn't even fit you anymore. Ross: Okay, okay. [puts on the tiny t-shirt] If you don't mind, I'm gonna take the rest of my stuff ... and "relax" in my favorite shirt.