Joey Quote #1587
Quote from Joey in The One with the Fertility Test
Charlie: So I am just so excited to be here. I can't wait to start exploring the city.
Joey: Well, if you need a tour guide.
Charlie: Oh, you mean it? That would be so fun.
Joey: Oh, yeah, definitely. Definitely. Okay. What do you want to see first?
Charlie: Well, we could go see the Kronos Quartet at Avery Fisher Hall.
Joey: Okay.
Charlie: And, oh, there's a collection of Walt Whitman letters on display at the public library.
Joey: I know.
Charlie: But first, I have to see the Met.
Joey: Okay, let me stop you right there. The Mets suck, okay? You wanna see the Yankees.
Charlie: No. No, not the Mets. The Met. Singular.
Joey: Which one? They all suck.
Charlie: The museum.
Joey: I don't think so.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Fertility Test’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Monica: All right. Honey, my tests are down the hall. Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
Chandler: Yeah, I guess.
Monica: Look, I know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares. No one here even knows you.
Janice: Oh, my God!
Chandler: Oh, come on!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, you guys. Look what I just got.
Rachel: Oh, wow. I love those. Where did you get them?
Phoebe: I bought them off eBay. They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.
Rachel: Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive.
Phoebe: Oh, then I overpaid.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hello, "ja". It's time for your massage, "ja"? Put your face in the hole.
Rachel: A Swedish massage from a real Swedish person.
Phoebe: Okay, then I'm Swedish.
Rachel: So, what's your name?
Phoebe: It's a normal Swedish name. Ikea.
Rachel: Wow. What an interesting name.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: You know, l-
Phoebe: Time for your scalp massage.
Rachel: Wow. I really love your-[gasps]
Phoebe: Is something wrong?
Rachel: No, it's just- It just feels so good, Ikea. Hey, say, you'll know this. What's the capital of Sweden?
Phoebe: Um ... Stockholm.
Rachel: Damn. I wish I knew if that was right.