Monica Quote #956
Quote from Monica in The One with the Memorial Service
Manny: I knew you'd be here!
Mike: Oh, crap.
Phoebe: Who is this?
Mike: My friend Manny. I asked him to keep me away from you.
Monica: Hey, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe.
Manny: Well, you're not doing a very good job.
Monica: Excuse me?
Manny: What's with the kissing?
Monica: Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.
Manny: Yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing.
Monica: You didn't hear the speech.
Manny: I've heard the speech. If he knew it was gonna be the last time he saw her-
Monica: Hey, it was very moving. You're just heartless.
Manny: You're weak.
Monica: You're weird.
Manny: Your pants are undone.
Monica: Oh!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Memorial Service’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself. "Doctor of paleontology, two kids." Wait a second. You split with Carol because you had different interests? I think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: I'm dead and no one cares?
Monica: I look like a man?
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Look, Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me. But I'm actually feeling a lot better.
Monica: You are?
Phoebe: Yeah, I just kind of want to be alone right now.
Monica: Who's that?
Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food. [Monica opens the door to Mike] What are the chances?! One billion Chinese people, and they send Mike.