Manny: I knew you'd be here!
Mike: Oh, crap.
Phoebe: Who is this?
Mike: My friend Manny. I asked him to keep me away from you.
Monica: Hey, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe.
Manny: Well, you're not doing a very good job.
Monica: Excuse me?
Manny: What's with the kissing?
Monica: Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.
Manny: Yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing.
Monica: You didn't hear the speech.
Manny: I've heard the speech. If he knew it was gonna be the last time he saw her-
Monica: Hey, it was very moving. You're just heartless.
Manny: You're weak.
Monica: You're weird.
Manny: Your pants are undone.
Monica: Oh!