Chandler Quote #1593
Quote from Chandler in The One Where Emma Cries
Chandler: Ma'am, do you have a minute? I kind of have some bad news. I don't think I can move to Tulsa.
Ms. McKenna: What?
Chandler: Uh, it's a funny story, actually. I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning. So when I said I'd move to Tulsa, I didn't really know what I was saying.
Ms. McKenna: You fell asleep?
Chandler: But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting. Isn't that funny? Irony. Not a fan? All right. See, here's the thing. I went home and told my wife about Tulsa, and she won't go. See me, I love Tulsa. Tulsa is heaven. Tulsa is Italy. Please don't make me go there.
Ms. McKenna: Chandler, l-
Chandler: No, look, Carol. Can I call you Carol? Why would I when your name is Elaine? What a great picture of your son. Strapping. That's a picture of your daughter, isn't it? Well, she's lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. I'll call you from Tulsa.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Emma Cries’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: No, I left the diapers at the hospital. There's some in the bag, but I'll run out and get some more.
Rachel: All right, thanks. Oh, Ross, could you stop at the coffeehouse and get me a muffin?
Ross: Oh, sure. What kind?
Rachel: Um, let me think. What do I want? What do I want?
Ross: Please, take your time. It's an important decision, not like say, I don't know, deciding to marry someone. This is about a muffin!
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Wow, he's really not letting this go, is he?
Rachel: God, how long do you think that's gonna last?
Phoebe: Well, I don't know. He got over the "We were on a break" thing really quickly.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Why are you so tired?
Chandler: I couldn't sleep last night. And then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting I have later today. The more I worried, the more I couldn't sleep. You know, and then I was, like, "If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours' sleep. But if I fall asleep now, I'll get five hours' sleep." No matter what I did, I couldn't fall asleep.
Joey: You know what you should've done? You should have told yourself that little story.