Chandler Quote #1591
Quote from Chandler in The One Where Emma Cries
Monica: Okay, what's up?
Chandler: Okay. You know we always said it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? And you could study French cooking, and I could write and we could picnic along the Seine, and go wine-tasting in Bordeaux.
Monica: Yeah.
Chandler: Okay. You know how people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?
Monica: What? Who says that?
Chandler: People who have never been to Paris?
Monica: Well, what's going on?
Chandler: We're moving to Tulsa.
Monica: Excuse me?
Chandler: Okay. Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss. She asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there. And I was sleeping and apparently said yes.
Monica: Tulsa, Oklahoma?
Chandler: The Sooner State. Whatever that is.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Emma Cries’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: No, I left the diapers at the hospital. There's some in the bag, but I'll run out and get some more.
Rachel: All right, thanks. Oh, Ross, could you stop at the coffeehouse and get me a muffin?
Ross: Oh, sure. What kind?
Rachel: Um, let me think. What do I want? What do I want?
Ross: Please, take your time. It's an important decision, not like say, I don't know, deciding to marry someone. This is about a muffin!
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Wow, he's really not letting this go, is he?
Rachel: God, how long do you think that's gonna last?
Phoebe: Well, I don't know. He got over the "We were on a break" thing really quickly.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Why are you so tired?
Chandler: I couldn't sleep last night. And then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting I have later today. The more I worried, the more I couldn't sleep. You know, and then I was, like, "If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours' sleep. But if I fall asleep now, I'll get five hours' sleep." No matter what I did, I couldn't fall asleep.
Joey: You know what you should've done? You should have told yourself that little story.