Joey Quote #1397
Quote from Joey in The One Where Emma Cries
Joey: Look, Ross, we have to get past this.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Joey: No, I don't know what else to do. I said I'm sorry-
Ross: Joey.
Joey: Now you should scream at me or curse me or hit me.
Ross: I'm not gonna hit you.
Joey: Why not? You'll feel better. I'll feel better. And you know you want to, I can see it in your eyes.
Ross: No, I don't.
Joey: A little bit.
Ross: No.
Joey: Little bit.
Ross: No.
Joey: A little bit more.
Ross: Joey, give me the bag. Give me the bag.
Joey: No, hit me. Hit me.
Ross: Give me the bag. Joe, I'm not kidding.
Joey: Hit me.
Ross: No.
Joey: Hit me. Hit me. Hit me.
Ross: [shrieking] You ducked.
Joey: I'm sorry. It was a reflex.
Ross: Oh, my God. This really hurts!
Joey: I couldn't help it. When a fist comes at your face, you duck. Look.
Ross: What is the matter with you?
Joey: You were supposed to duck. Why didn't you duck?
Ross: Why don't we talk about this on the way to the hospital?
Joey: Good. Good. Yeah, maybe while we're there, they can check your reflexes.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Emma Cries’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: No, I left the diapers at the hospital. There's some in the bag, but I'll run out and get some more.
Rachel: All right, thanks. Oh, Ross, could you stop at the coffeehouse and get me a muffin?
Ross: Oh, sure. What kind?
Rachel: Um, let me think. What do I want? What do I want?
Ross: Please, take your time. It's an important decision, not like say, I don't know, deciding to marry someone. This is about a muffin!
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Wow, he's really not letting this go, is he?
Rachel: God, how long do you think that's gonna last?
Phoebe: Well, I don't know. He got over the "We were on a break" thing really quickly.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Why are you so tired?
Chandler: I couldn't sleep last night. And then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting I have later today. The more I worried, the more I couldn't sleep. You know, and then I was, like, "If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours' sleep. But if I fall asleep now, I'll get five hours' sleep." No matter what I did, I couldn't fall asleep.
Joey: You know what you should've done? You should have told yourself that little story.