Quote from Joey in The One Where Emma Cries
Joey: Look, Ross, we have to get past this. Ross: Give me the bag. Joey: No, I don't know what else to do. I said I'm sorry- Ross: Joey. Joey: Now you should scream at me or curse me or hit me. Ross: I'm not gonna hit you. Joey: Why not? You'll feel better. I'll feel better. And you know you want to, I can see it in your eyes. Ross: No, I don't. Joey: A little bit. Ross: No. Joey: Little bit. Ross: No. Joey: A little bit more. Ross: Joey, give me the bag. Give me the bag. Joey: No, hit me. Hit me. Ross: Give me the bag. Joe, I'm not kidding. Joey: Hit me. Ross: No. Joey: Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Ross: [shrieking] You ducked. Joey: I'm sorry. It was a reflex. Ross: Oh, my God. This really hurts! Joey: I couldn't help it. When a fist comes at your face, you duck. Look. Ross: What is the matter with you? Joey: You were supposed to duck. Why didn't you duck? Ross: Why don't we talk about this on the way to the hospital? Joey: Good. Good. Yeah, maybe while we're there, they can check your reflexes.