Joey Quote #1298
Quote from Joey in The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Rachel: Thank God you're home! I'm watching "Cujo."
Joey: Alone?
Rachel: Yes! What is wrong with this dog?
Joey: Hey, did you get to the part where they're trapped in the car and Cujo's throwing himself at the windshield?
Rachel: No, no. No, seriously, what's wrong with the dog? Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Joey: Oh, it didn't work out.
Rachel: Well, do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
Joey: Oh, okay. Yeah.
Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. What are you doing over there? Come sit here and protect me.
Joey: Oh. Sure, yeah. Why not?
Rachel: That's him, that's him! That's Cujo!
Joey: I know. I know. It's gonna be okay.
Rachel: Oh, my God. What's he gonna do now? I can't watch. Oh, seriously, how can you watch this? Aren't you scared?
Joey: Terrified.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Joey Dates Rachel’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: So do you really like it?
Monica: Are you kidding? I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade. This was like my second favorite game.
Phoebe: Oh, really. What was your first?
Monica: I don't remember the name.
Chandler: Well, what did it do?
Monica: Well, you'd put a quarter in, pull some handles and you'd win, like, a candy bar or something.
Chandler: A vending machine?
Monica: Hey. Don't feel bad for me. I won every time!
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I am not gonna answer that.
Joey: Oh, come on. Just pick one. Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?
Rachel: No one. They are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Joey: Chandler?
Rachel: Yeah, but I don't know why.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: You were fifty minutes late to the class? What did you crawl there?
Ross: No, I ran, okay? It's really far. And when did people stop understanding the phrase "Get the hell out of my way"?
Rachel: Well, why didn't you just you take a cab?
Ross: Ugh. Between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets, it'd take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week. Who am I, Rockefeller?