Chandler Quote #1504
Quote from Chandler in The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Monica: Wait a minute. You stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off o work like some kind of chump?
Chandler: Uh-huh. And I got all the top ten scores and erased Phoebe off the board. High-five!
Monica: What is the matter with your hand?
Chandler: Well, I've been playing it for like eight hours. It'll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. And also look at the initials. They're dirty words.
Monica: Chandler, why would you do that?
Chandler: Because it's awesome.
Monica: You think this is clever?
Chandler: Well, you know, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S, it is a bit of a challenge.
Monica: Wait a minute. This one's not dirty.
Chandler: Well, it is when you put it together with that one.
Monica: Oh. Well, if you don't clear this off, you won't be getting one of those from me.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Joey Dates Rachel’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: So do you really like it?
Monica: Are you kidding? I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade. This was like my second favorite game.
Phoebe: Oh, really. What was your first?
Monica: I don't remember the name.
Chandler: Well, what did it do?
Monica: Well, you'd put a quarter in, pull some handles and you'd win, like, a candy bar or something.
Chandler: A vending machine?
Monica: Hey. Don't feel bad for me. I won every time!
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I am not gonna answer that.
Joey: Oh, come on. Just pick one. Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?
Rachel: No one. They are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Joey: Chandler?
Rachel: Yeah, but I don't know why.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: You were fifty minutes late to the class? What did you crawl there?
Ross: No, I ran, okay? It's really far. And when did people stop understanding the phrase "Get the hell out of my way"?
Rachel: Well, why didn't you just you take a cab?
Ross: Ugh. Between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets, it'd take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week. Who am I, Rockefeller?