Joey Quote #160
Quote from Joey in The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)
Erika: Drake, you are so talented. Let me see those hands. Oh, these hands, these beautiful hands. I could just eat them. But I won't.
Joey: Otherwise my watch would fall off. [Erika laughs maniacally]
Erika: No, seriously. These hands these miracle, magical, life-giving hands. Just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?
Joey: All right. Just one.
‘The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. But we might want to have a backup plan, just in case she isn't a cartoon!
Quote from Chandler
Joey: I'm not Drake!
Ross: That's right. He's not Drake. He's Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin.
Erika: Is this true?
Rachel: Yes. Yes, it is true. And I know this because he pretended to be Drake to sleep with me. [throws water in Joey's face]
Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me. And he didn't! [throws water in Joey's face]
Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in Joey's face]
Quote from Phoebe
Rob Donan: Maybe if you just played some regular kiddy songs?
Phoebe: No. What do you want me to be? Like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
Rob Donan: I'm not saying you have to be Barney.
Phoebe: Who's Barney?