Joey Quote #159
Quote from Joey in The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)
Erika: Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
Joey: Yeah, it is. What?
Erika: Well, here we sit, devil-may-care and just a short while ago you were reattaching Simone's spinal cord.
Joey: Yeah, that was a tricky one. In reality that operation takes, like, over 10 hours. But they only showed it for 2 minutes.
Erika: Who's "they"?
Joey: No one.
‘The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. But we might want to have a backup plan, just in case she isn't a cartoon!
Quote from Chandler
Joey: I'm not Drake!
Ross: That's right. He's not Drake. He's Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin.
Erika: Is this true?
Rachel: Yes. Yes, it is true. And I know this because he pretended to be Drake to sleep with me. [throws water in Joey's face]
Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me. And he didn't! [throws water in Joey's face]
Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in Joey's face]
Quote from Phoebe
Rob Donan: Maybe if you just played some regular kiddy songs?
Phoebe: No. What do you want me to be? Like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
Rob Donan: I'm not saying you have to be Barney.
Phoebe: Who's Barney?