Chandler Quote #1288

Quote from Chandler in The One with Rachel's Assistant

Chandler: What was with all the whispering?
Monica: I can't tell you. It's a secret.
Chandler: Secret? Married people aren't supposed to have secrets. We love and respect one another too much.
Monica: Aww. But still, no.
Chandler: No, I'm serious. We should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
Monica: Really? So why don't you tell me what happened to Ross, junior year at Disneyland?
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no. I can't do that.
Monica: If you tell me, I'll tell you what Phoebe said.
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: Okay.
Chandler: So Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. When I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about ten tacos. Anyway, we're on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.
Monica: Oh, my God. He threw up?
Chandler: No, he visited a town a little south of throw up.

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 ‘The One with Rachel's Assistant’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: It's the producers over at Mac and Cheese, if you'll excuse me for a minute. Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next week's script. Canceled! Like, they're taking it off the air? All right, I'll see you Monday. We're not even shooting them anymore?

Quote from Monica

Monica: Ross used to stay home every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?
Phoebe: You mean behind my back?