Ross Quote #785
Quote from Ross in The One with Rachel's Book
Phoebe: Ross, how could you do that to an old man?
Ross: Excuse me, ladies. I'm sorry?
Phoebe: My massage client, Arthur. His daughter called and said that some guy that worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon.
Ross: I gave him an extremely professional massage.
Phoebe: He said you poked at him with wooden spoons.
Ross: Okay, so it wasn't a traditional massage. But I did give him acupressure with a pair of chopsticks. And, and, I gently exfoliated him with a mop.
Phoebe: Well, he's never coming back. You just cost me $80 a week.
Ross: You know what, this is your fault. You're the one who didn't move his appointment.
Phoebe: Oh, it's my fault? You didn't have to massage him. You could've sent him away. You could have not rolled Tonka trucks up and down his back.
Ross: He said he liked that.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Rachel's Book’ Quotes
Quote from Judy Geller
Monica: I can't believe there's no money for my wedding.
Judy Geller: We might still have some money if your father hadn't thought it was a good idea to try sell ice over the Internet.
Jack Geller: It seemed like such a simple idea.
Judy Geller: Stupid, Jack. The word is "stupid."
Quote from Monica
Monica: Sweetie, this is the most special day of our lives.
Chandler: I realize that, honey, but I'm not going to spend all the money on one party.
Monica: Honey, I love you. But if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited.
Quote from Judy Geller
Judy Geller: We really do feel bad about this, though.
Jack Geller: We started saving again when you were dating Richard, but then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
Judy Geller: Well, it was Chandler. We didn't think he'd ever propose.
Chandler: Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal.