Monica Quote #126

Quote from Monica in The One with Phoebe's Dad

Ross: Mr. Treeger? Here is $50. Merry Christmas.
Mr. Treeger: Oh, wow. I didn't get you anything. Here's five back.
Ross: No, no. No, that's your Christmas tip. Oh, hey, do you think there's a chance you can fix that radiator now?
Mr. Treeger: Oh, no can do. Like I told the girl I can't get a new knob until Tuesday.
Monica: Ross? Looks like he's playing baseball.
Ross: You mean hardball?
Monica: Whatever.

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 ‘The One with Phoebe's Dad’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Joey: I can't believe it's Christmas already. You know, one day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know your Iords are a-leaping and geese are a-laying.
Chandler: Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Nice seizing, gel boy.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Gram? Can I see the pictures of my dad again?
Frances: Oh, sure, sure. How come?
Phoebe: Just, you know, to see him.
Frances: Oh, sure. Here. This is the one of your father in a meadow. And, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite. And here he is at a graduation. Another graduation. Another graduation.
Phoebe: Okay, is this really my father?
Frances: Is it really your fa-? Well, of course it is.
Phoebe: I smell smoke. Maybe because someone's pants are on fire!