Monica Quote #123

Quote from Monica in The One with Phoebe's Dad

Chandler: What's in the bag?
Ross: Oh, just some presents.
Joey: Come on, show us what you bought. You know you want to.
Ross: Okay. This is a picture frame from Ben to my parents.
Monica: Oh, that's cute.
Ross: I got some "Hers" and "Hers" towels for Susan and Carol. And I got this blouse for Mom.
Monica: Ross, that is gorgeous. Look at these authentic fake medals. Mom's gonna be voted "best dressed" at the make-believe military academy.

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 ‘The One with Phoebe's Dad’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Joey: I can't believe it's Christmas already. You know, one day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know your Iords are a-leaping and geese are a-laying.
Chandler: Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Nice seizing, gel boy.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Gram? Can I see the pictures of my dad again?
Frances: Oh, sure, sure. How come?
Phoebe: Just, you know, to see him.
Frances: Oh, sure. Here. This is the one of your father in a meadow. And, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite. And here he is at a graduation. Another graduation. Another graduation.
Phoebe: Okay, is this really my father?
Frances: Is it really your fa-? Well, of course it is.
Phoebe: I smell smoke. Maybe because someone's pants are on fire!