Ross Quote #186
Quote from Ross in The One with the Baby on the Bus
Joey: You okay, Ross?
Ross: I don't know. What's in this pie?
Monica: I don't know. Butter and eggs and flour and lime and kiwi-
Ross: Kiwi? Kiwi?! You said it was a key lime pie.
Monica: No, I didn't. I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.
Ross: That's what's gonna kill me. I'm allergic to kiwi.
Monica: No, you're not. You're allergic to lobster and peanuts and- Oh, my God!
Ross: It's definitely getting worse.
Monica: Is your tongue swelling up?
Ross: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Baby on the Bus’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, Rach, you want to hear the song I'm singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I'm in the shower, And I'm writing a song, Stop me if you've heard it, My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: But, I mean, come on. You cannot do this to her. I have to do this to her?
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, As needed.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine!
Terry: You don't clean the cappuccino machine?
Rachel: Of course I clean it. I mean, I will clean it. I mean, I will clean it.