Chandler Quote #309
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Baby on the Bus
Monica: What if my own baby hates me? What do I do then?
Chandler: Monica, stop! This is nuts. Do you know how long it'll be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. [Monica glares at Chandler] Joey, she does not look fat.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Baby on the Bus’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, Rach, you want to hear the song I'm singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I'm in the shower, And I'm writing a song, Stop me if you've heard it, My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine!
Terry: You don't clean the cappuccino machine?
Rachel: Of course I clean it. I mean, I will clean it. I mean, I will clean it.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: But, I mean, come on. You cannot do this to her. I have to do this to her?
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, As needed.