Ross Quote #185

Quote from Ross in The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant

Chandler: So how come you guys haven't talked about this before?
Joey: Because it's always something, you know? Like with Monica's new job or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
Ross: What? Hey, I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative- There's gonna be a hoopla?
Rachel: Basically there's the thing, and then the stuff after the thing and it's-
Monica: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing and we'll just do the gift.
Ross: Gift? Gift? The thing's not the gift?
Chandler: No, the thing was we were gonna go see Hootie and the Blowfish.
Ross: Hootie and the- Oh my. Oh my. I can catch them on the radio.

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 ‘The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant’ Quotes

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Waiter: Miss?
Rachel: [softly] Okay, I will have the side salad.
Waiter: [softly] And what would that be on the side of?
Rachel: I don't know. Why don't you just put it right here next to my water.

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Ross: Okay, well, I guess I just never think of money as an issue.
Rachel: That's because you have it.
Ross: That's a good point.

Quote from Phoebe

Waiter: Mmm. And for you?
Phoebe: I'm gonna have a cup of the cucumber soup and ... take care.