Quote from Ross in The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Chandler: So how come you guys haven't talked about this before? Joey: Because it's always something, you know? Like with Monica's new job or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla. Ross: What? Hey, I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative- There's gonna be a hoopla? Rachel: Basically there's the thing, and then the stuff after the thing and it's- Monica: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing and we'll just do the gift. Ross: Gift? Gift? The thing's not the gift? Chandler: No, the thing was we were gonna go see Hootie and the Blowfish. Ross: Hootie and the- Oh my. Oh my. I can catch them on the radio.