Phoebe Quote #161
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Husband
Duncan: I kind of need a divorce.
Phoebe: Oh ... 'kay. How come?
Duncan: Actually, I'm getting married again.
Phoebe: What?
Duncan: Oh, God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight.
Phoebe: [gasps] I don't understand. How can you be straight? You're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Husband’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Ross: So does it do anything, you know, special?
Chandler: Why, yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Here I come. See, I'm coming to fix the copier. I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do? What do I do?" So I just watch them have sex. Then I say, wait, here's my line! "You know, that's bad for the paper tray."
Chandler: Nice work, my friend!
Joey: Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. There I am. There I am. There I am. There I am.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: I'm meeting Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden. He's in the Capades.
Joey: The lce Capades?
Chandler: No, the Gravel Capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny.