Chandler Quote #291
Quote from Chandler in The One with Phoebe's Husband
Phoebe: I'm meeting Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden. He's in the Capades.
Joey: The lce Capades?
Chandler: No, the Gravel Capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Husband’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Ross: So does it do anything, you know, special?
Chandler: Why, yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Here I come. See, I'm coming to fix the copier. I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do? What do I do?" So I just watch them have sex. Then I say, wait, here's my line! "You know, that's bad for the paper tray."
Chandler: Nice work, my friend!
Joey: Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. There I am. There I am. There I am. There I am.
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: I didn't know it was a big secret.
Monica: Oh, it's not big. Not at all. You know, kind of along the same lines as, say I don't know, having a third nipple!
Phoebe: You have a third nipple?
Chandler: You bitch.
Ross: Whip it out. Whip it out.
Chandler: No, there's nothing to see. It's just a tiny bump. It's totally useless.
Rachel: Oh, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?