Rachel Quote #130

Quote from Rachel in The One with Phoebe's Husband

Rachel: No, I don't think it's weird. I think, in fact. ln fact, you know what I think?
Ross: What?
Rachel: I think it's sexy.
Ross: Sexy?
Rachel: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Ross: No kidding?
Rachel: You know what I'd do? I'd wait.
Ross: You'd wait?
Rachel: Yes, absolutely. I would wait and wait. Then I'd wait some more.
Ross: Really?
Rachel: Oh, yeah. I don't care if she tells you she wants it, she begs, she pleads, she tells you she's gonna have sex with another man- That just means it's working.
Ross: Women really want this?
Rachel: More than jewelry.

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 ‘The One with Phoebe's Husband’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Ross: So does it do anything, you know, special?
Chandler: Why, yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Here I come. See, I'm coming to fix the copier. I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do? What do I do?" So I just watch them have sex. Then I say, wait, here's my line! "You know, that's bad for the paper tray."
Chandler: Nice work, my friend!
Joey: Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. There I am. There I am. There I am. There I am.

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: I'm meeting Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden. He's in the Capades.
Joey: The lce Capades?
Chandler: No, the Gravel Capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny.