Monica Quote #106
Quote from Monica in The One with Phoebe's Husband
Monica: I can't believe you didn't tell me.
Phoebe: Like you tell me everything?
Monica: Oh, come on, what have I not told you?
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know. How about the fact that the underwear out on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace!
Rachel: What?
Monica: Wait a minute! Who told you? [Chandler doesn't move] You are dead meat.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Husband’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Ross: So does it do anything, you know, special?
Chandler: Why, yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Here I come. See, I'm coming to fix the copier. I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do? What do I do?" So I just watch them have sex. Then I say, wait, here's my line! "You know, that's bad for the paper tray."
Chandler: Nice work, my friend!
Joey: Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. There I am. There I am. There I am. There I am.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: I'm meeting Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden. He's in the Capades.
Joey: The lce Capades?
Chandler: No, the Gravel Capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny.