Monica Quote #96
Quote from Monica in The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Monica: You know, the best part is you already know all about him. It'll be like starting on the 1 5th date.
Phoebe: But it would be like starting on the 15th date.
Monica: Another good point.
Phoebe: No, no, I mean, when you're on the 15th date, you're already in a very "relationship-y" place, you know. And you're committed. Well then what happens if it doesn't work out?
Monica: Why isn't it working out?
Rachel: I don't know. Sometimes it doesn't.
Monica: Is he not cute enough for you? Does he not make enough money?
Rachel: No, I'm just-
Phoebe: Maybe there's someone else.
Monica: ls there someone else?
Rachel: No, there is no one else.
Monica: Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Rachel Finds Out’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Who's this from?
Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's.
Rachel: Oh, my God! He remembered!
Phoebe: Remembered what?
Rachel: lt was, like, months ago. We were walking by this antique store and I saw this pin in the window. And I told him it was just like one my grandma had when I was a little girl. I can't believe he remembered!
Chandler: Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane?
Phoebe: Oh, it's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Chandler: Crystal duck.
Rachel: No, no, no. The um, the "love" part?
Chandler: Fl-[indistinguishable speech]
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no.
Joey: That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: You know how you always think you're great in bed?
Chandler: The fact that you would even ask that question shows how little you know me.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: It's a fertility study.
Monica: Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
Joey: Come on, you guys, it's not that big a deal. I just go down there every other day and make my contribution to the project. But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!
Phoebe: Wow. You're gonna be making money hand over fist.