Phoebe Quote #91

Quote from Phoebe in The One with All the Poker

Rachel: Hi, ladies. Can I get you anything? Did you bring the mail?
Monica: Lots of responses.
Rachel: Really? Sure, we have scones left! Okay, read them to me.
Phoebe: "Dear Miss Greene: Thank you for your inquiry.However-". Oh.
Rachel: We have apple cinnamon-
Monica: Okay, "Dear Ms. Greene." Yeah, yeah! No.
Phoebe: Wow.
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Your Visa bill is huge!

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 ‘The One with All the Poker’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Rachel: Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
Monica: Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
Phoebe: [laughs]
Monica: What?
Phoebe: "Hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black!"
Monica: Please! I'm not as bad as Ross. I beg to differ.
Rachel: Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?
Monica: That was not an incident. I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand.

Quote from Chandler

Rachel: Guys, guess what?
Chandler: Ah, what could it be? The fifth dentist caved, and now they're all recommending Trident?

Quote from Joey

Monica: All right, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica. What are you doing? This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz-