Rachel Quote #38

Quote from Rachel in The One with the Monkey

Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean by my sixth date with Paolo, he'd already named both my breasts. Ooh, did I just share too much?
Ross: Just a smidge.

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 ‘The One with the Monkey’ Quotes

Quote from Janice

Janice: I'm gonna blow this one up and write "Reunited" in glitter.
Chandler: All right, Janice, that's it! Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice, when I invited you, I didn't necessarily think it meant-
Janice: Oh, no! Oh, no! [crying]
Chandler: I'm sorry you misunderstood.
Janice: Oh, my God. You listen to me, Chandler. You listen to me. One of these times, it's just gonna be your last chance with me!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year. [singing] I made a man with eyes of coal, And a smile so bewitching, How was I supposed to know, That my mom was dead in the kitchen?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: [singing] My mother's ashes, Even her eyelashes, Are resting in a little yellow jar, And sometimes when it's freezing, I feel a little sneezy, And now I-