Chandler Quote #100
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Monkey
Rachel: Hey, do you guys know what you're going to be doing for New Year's? Hey, what? What is wrong with New Year's?
Chandler: Well, nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressure of this holiday. The desperate pressure to find anything with lips just so you can have somebody to kiss when the ball drops! Man, I'm talking loud!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Monkey’ Quotes
Quote from Janice
Janice: I'm gonna blow this one up and write "Reunited" in glitter.
Chandler: All right, Janice, that's it! Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice, when I invited you, I didn't necessarily think it meant-
Janice: Oh, no! Oh, no! [crying]
Chandler: I'm sorry you misunderstood.
Janice: Oh, my God. You listen to me, Chandler. You listen to me. One of these times, it's just gonna be your last chance with me!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year. [singing] I made a man with eyes of coal, And a smile so bewitching, How was I supposed to know, That my mom was dead in the kitchen?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [singing] My mother's ashes, Even her eyelashes, Are resting in a little yellow jar, And sometimes when it's freezing, I feel a little sneezy, And now I-