Chandler Quote #67
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Butt
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love without feeling obligated to one another? Up until tonight, I thought that's what you wanted, too.
Chandler: Wel part of me wants that but it's like l'm two guys. You know, one guy's saying, "Shut up. This is great!" But there's this other guy. Actually, it's the guy who wells up when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device. He's saying, you know, "This is too hard. Get out! Get out!"
Aurora: So, which one of the guys will you listen to?
Chandler: I have to listen to both. They don't exactly let each other finish.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Butt’ Quotes
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Joey: Okay. Fine. Make jokes, I don't care. This is a big break for me!
Ross: You're right, you're right. It is. So are you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Come on, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it and that's big.
Chandler: Oh, no it's terrific. You deserve this. After all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Phoebe: Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember, I lived with you? You were a little. [mimics stabbing sound from "Psycho"]