Quote from Chandler in The One with the Butt
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love without feeling obligated to one another? Up until tonight, I thought that's what you wanted, too. Chandler: Wel part of me wants that but it's like l'm two guys. You know, one guy's saying, "Shut up. This is great!" But there's this other guy. Actually, it's the guy who wells up when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device. He's saying, you know, "This is too hard. Get out! Get out!" Aurora: So, which one of the guys will you listen to? Chandler: I have to listen to both. They don't exactly let each other finish.