Friends - Rachel Quote #2758
Rachel: And hey, just so you know, it's not that common. It doesn't happen to every guy. And it is a big deal!
Chandler: I knew it!
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Quote from Ross
Rachel: My mom never thought this would work out. She said, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months. But if time was what you needed to gain a little perspective.
Ross: We were on a break!
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Hey. What happened to you? Why didn't you come up?
Rachel: You just finished?
Ross: Well, I wanted to be thorough. I mean, this is clearly very important to you. To us. So I wanted to read every word carefully. Twice.
Rachel: So, does it?
Ross: I'm sorry?
Rachel: Does it?
Ross: Does it? [pondering] Does it? Yeah, I wanted to give that whole "Does it?" part just another glance.
Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross? You just said you read it twice. Look, you know what, it either does or doesn't. And if you have to even think-
Ross: No, Rach, I don't have to think about it. In fact I've decided. I have decided that it ... does.
Rachel: [after getting teary-eyed, Rachel hugs Ross] Are you sure?
Ross: Oh, sure, I'm sure!
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Quote from The One Where Ross Finds Out
Rachel: Hi. I'm sorry. I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.
Phone Guy: I'm talking.
Rachel: I can see that. Just one phone call, I'll be very quick. I'll even pay for it myself. Okay, you're being a little weird about your phone.
Phone Guy: All right. Fine. I'll call you back.
Rachel: Thank you. Machine. Just waiting for the beep.
Rachel: Ross! Hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that everything's fine. And I'm really happy for you and your cat. Who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. You see there, I'm thinking of names so obviously I am over you. I am over you. And that, my friend, is what they call "closure."
Quote from The Last One (Part Two)
Rachel: [on answering machine] Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things. And- And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
Ross: Oh my God!
Rachel: [on answering machine] Excuse me?
Stewardess: [on answering machine] Miss? Please, sit down.
Rachel: [on answering machine] No, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry but I need to get off the plane, okay? I need to tell someone that I love them.
Stewardess: [on answering machine] Miss, I can't let you off the plane.
Ross: Let her off the plane!
Stewardess: [on answering machine] I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat.
Rachel: [on answering machine] Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!
Ross: Try to understand!
Rachel: [on answering machine] Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off- [beep]
Ross: No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
Rachel: I got off the plane.
Quote from The One with Ross's Teeth
Rachel: Ooh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?