Chandler Quote #324
Quote from Chandler in The One Where Ross Finds Out
Chandler: I don't mind the last pound. In fact, I kind of like the last pound. So don't make me do anything that I'll regret.
Monica: What you gonna do, fat boy? What?
Chandler: Nothing. Except tell you it's wonderful how much energy you have.
Monica: Well, thanks.
Chandler: Especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired, because they'd be disappointed. And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on.
Monica: Well, no. But l.
Chandler: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all.
Monica: You know, I try to stay positive.
Chandler: So you- You feel like going for a run?
Monica: All right.
Chandler: Because you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here.
Monica: Okay. Just for a little while.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Ross Finds Out’ Quotes
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Hi. I'm sorry. I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.
Phone Guy: I'm talking.
Rachel: I can see that. Just one phone call, I'll be very quick. I'll even pay for it myself. Okay, you're being a little weird about your phone.
Phone Guy: All right. Fine. I'll call you back.
Rachel: Thank you. Machine. Just waiting for the beep.
Michael: Good.
Rachel: Ross! Hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that everything's fine. And I'm really happy for you and your cat. Who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. You see there, I'm thinking of names so obviously I am over you. I am over you. And that, my friend, is what they call "closure."
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me?
Ross: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. Actually, I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages?
Rachel: Oh, yeah, go ahead.
Ross: Rach, I got a message from you. Who's Michael?
Rachel: Oh, my God. Ross, no. Hang up the phone. Give me the phone! Give me the- [Rachel jumps on Ross's back and grabs the phone, throwing it in the sink]
Ross: You're over me?
Rachel: Oh, God.
Ross: You're-
Rachel: Oh, God.
Ross: You're over me?
Rachel: Oh, God.
Ross: When were you under me?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: So I figured it out.
Joey: What?
Phoebe: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's because I'm not sexy enough.
Joey: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Phoebe: Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended. But that's so sweet.