Phoebe Quote #629

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Fake Party

Joey: What do you got there?
Phoebe: Pastrami.
Joey: Ooh, yeah. Hey, you know what goes good with that?
Phoebe: Hmm? Corned beef.
Joey: I was going to say bologna, but that's much better. How about a little of that smoked turkey?
Phoebe: Okay.
Joey: Oh, mama. When is the baby due?
Phoebe: Six months.
Joey: Oh. Now, if a cow should die of natural causes, I could have one of those, right?
Phoebe: Not if I get there first.

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 ‘The One with the Fake Party’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: I know how you can get him. Take off your bra.
Rachel: What?
Joey: Yeah, there was this scene in Footloose-
Chandler: Flashdance.
Joey: Yeah. With that plumber girl?
Chandler: She was a welder.
Joey: Were you, like, in the movie?

Quote from Ross

Ross: What photo album was it?
Rachel: I don't know. It was you and a bunch of albino kids.
Ross: Oh, my God. Those weren't albino kids. That was computer camp. Rach!

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: What is it, hun?
Phoebe: I can't find anything that I wanna eat. Everything makes me nauseous. I'm telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake. Ooh, cake. No.