Joey: What do you got there?
Phoebe: Pastrami.
Joey: Ooh, yeah. Hey, you know what goes good with that?
Phoebe: Hmm? Corned beef.
Joey: I was going to say bologna, but that's much better. How about a little of that smoked turkey?
Phoebe: Okay.
Joey: Oh, mama. When is the baby due?
Phoebe: Six months.
Joey: Oh. Now, if a cow should die of natural causes, I could have one of those, right?
Phoebe: Not if I get there first.