Phoebe Quote #1704
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Princess Consuela
Phoebe: Hey.
Monica: Hey, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Oh, not anymore. I changed it today.
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Hannigan.
Phoebe: Wrong again. Apparently, you can change it to anything you want. So I thought, "All right, here's an opportunity to be creative." So meet Princess Consuela Bananahammock.
Chandler: That's what we were gonna name the baby.
Monica: Phoebe-
Phoebe: Ah, Princess Consuela.
Monica: You seriously changed your name to that?
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
Monica: Okay, so from now on we have to call you Princess Consuela?
Phoebe: Uh, no. I'm going to have my friends call me Valerie.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Princess Consuela’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Monica: Hey, where have been?
Joey: Oh, just, you know, looking around. But you know what, this house is great.
Chandler: Really, what changed your mind?
Joey: Well, the little girl who lives here made feel a lot better about the whole thing.
Chandler: Joey, there was a little girl who lived here but she died, like, 30 years ago.
Joey: What?!
Chandler: Ha. I'm just messing with you.
Joey: That's not funny. You know I'm afraid of little-girl ghosts.
Quote from Ross
Chandler: Ooh, Israeli champagne and it's vanilla.
Ross: I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery!
Quote from Joey
Monica: So glad you decided to come.
Joey: Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for your guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.
Chandler: What?
Joey: Fungus. Yeah, place is full of it.
Monica: No, it's not. We had an inspection and I didn't find anything.
Joey: Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.
Monica: Maybe it's because you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
Joey: Maybe.