Phoebe: Hey.
Monica: Hey, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Oh, not anymore. I changed it today.
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Hannigan.
Phoebe: Wrong again. Apparently, you can change it to anything you want. So I thought, "All right, here's an opportunity to be creative." So meet Princess Consuela Bananahammock.
Chandler: That's what we were gonna name the baby.
Monica: Phoebe-
Phoebe: Ah, Princess Consuela.
Monica: You seriously changed your name to that?
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
Monica: Okay, so from now on we have to call you Princess Consuela?
Phoebe: Uh, no. I'm going to have my friends call me Valerie.