Phoebe Quote #1673
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
Joey: I just can't believe he'd do this to Monica.
Ross: I know, and with the baby coming?
Phoebe: So should we tell her?
Ross: I don't know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman, would you want us to tell you?
Phoebe: Why? Who'd you see him with?
Ross: No one. I'm just saying if we did-
Phoebe: Tell me what you know!
Ross: [screams] No one! Nothing! Mike's a great guy! It was hypothetical.
Phoebe: All right. He is a good guy. You're right. He wouldn't cheat.
Ross: Believe me. If I did see him with someone, there's no way I-
Phoebe: Who did you see him with?
[Ross screams]
‘The One Where Chandler Gets Caught’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swing set.
Chandler: A street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.
Ross: So you want to buy a house in the '50s.
Quote from Ross
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys are just having dinner or watching TV or something but it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs? The Yangs? They don't make me feel so good.
Rachel: Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and maybe close your blinds at night.
Ross: Hey.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Joey: I don't know, it's too hard.
Rachel: No, you gotta pick one.
Joey: Food. No, sex. Food. Sex. Food. Sex- I don't know. Oh, God, I want both. I want- I want girls on bread!