Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!

Monica: Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay, it's a lot of work.
Joey: But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving. I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like Fourth of July with no apple pie. Or Friday with no two pizzas.
Monica: Fine, if it means that much to you. But there's gonna be a ton left over.
Joey: No, there won't. I promise I will finish that turkey.
Monica: All right. You're telling me you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?
Joey: That's right. Because I'm a Tribbiani. This is what we do. I mean, we may not be great thinkers or world leaders. We don't read a lot or run very fast. But damn it, we can eat!

Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swing set.
Chandler: A street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.
Ross: So you want to buy a house in the '50s.

Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys are just having dinner or watching TV or something but it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs? The Yangs? They don't make me feel so good.
Rachel: Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and maybe close your blinds at night.
Ross: Hey.

Phoebe: Ross, how about you? Which would you give up, sex or food?
Ross: Food.
Phoebe: Okay. How about sex or dinosaurs?
Ross: Oh, my God, it's like Sophie's Choice.