Phoebe Quote #1627

Quote from Phoebe in The One with Ross's Tan

Monica: I'm sorry for screwing up that "cutting her out" plan, but I have a new plan. Chandler will call in a few minutes with an emergency.
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, well, what kind of emergency gets us both out of here?
Monica: Well, what do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?
Phoebe: Are you kidding? I love it!

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 ‘The One with Ross's Tan’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: Wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall. How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? My eyes!
The same thing happened again!
Tanning Salon Guy: You got two more twos?
Ross: I'm an eight!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: You know what Amanda said when she called me? "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your mobile." If you didn't wanna get me on my mobile, then don't call me on my mobile.

Quote from Chandler

Amanda: Ooh, that accident must have been terrible. You look positively ghastly.
Chandler: Well, aren't you a treat.