Quote from Phoebe in The One with Ross's Tan
Monica: I'm sorry for screwing up that "cutting her out" plan, but I have a new plan. Chandler will call in a few minutes with an emergency. Phoebe: Oh. Okay, well, what kind of emergency gets us both out of here? Monica: Well, what do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident? Phoebe: Are you kidding? I love it!