Chandler Quote #1819

Quote from Chandler in The One Where Ross Is Fine

Colleen: Hi.
Bill: Some little snacks for everybody. You don't have to eat the sour worms. Those are for Owen.
Colleen: I'll go get him in a second. By the way, you should know, we haven't told him he's adopted yet.
Chandler: But kids are so intuitive. Don't you think, on some level, he already knows?
Owen: I'm adopted?
Chandler: See? Intuitive.

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Monica: Hey, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Hey.
Monica: We just want to give you a heads up. Bill and Colleen hate us.
Chandler: Owen didn't know he's adopted and Monica told him.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Still, he had to find out sometime.
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them? [the triplets look at Chandler] I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident.

Quote from Rachel

Charlie: God, Rachel, what Ross just said, that's just-
Rachel: Oh, that's okay. Girls tend not to like me.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Fajitas! Be careful! Very hot plate! Very hot!
Rachel: Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on.
Ross: [laughs] That is gonna hurt tomorrow.