Chandler Quote #1821

Quote from Chandler in The One Where Ross Is Fine

Monica: Hey, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Hey.
Monica: We just want to give you a heads up. Bill and Colleen hate us.
Chandler: Owen didn't know he's adopted and Monica told him.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Still, he had to find out sometime.
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them? [the triplets look at Chandler] I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident.

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 ‘The One Where Ross Is Fine’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Charlie: God, Rachel, what Ross just said, that's just-
Rachel: Oh, that's okay. Girls tend not to like me.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Fajitas! Be careful! Very hot plate! Very hot!
Rachel: Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on.
Ross: [laughs] That is gonna hurt tomorrow.

Quote from Monica

Colleen: Well, actually, I think this might help. It's pretty much all the information you need.
Monica: Oh, my God.
Colleen: Everything is broken into categories, then cross-referenced. And then color-coded to correspond with the forms in the back.
Monica: Thank you. I think I just had a tiny orgasm.