Chandler Quote #1818
Quote from Chandler in The One Where Ross Is Fine
Chandler: Hey, you must be Owen.
Owen: Yeah.
Chandler: I'm Chandler. Hey, I was in the Scouts too.
Owen: You were?
Chandler: In fact, my father was a den mother.
Owen: Huh?
Chandler: You know how to use a compass?
Owen: I have a badge in it.
Chandler: You do? That's fantastic.
Owen: You want to see it?
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Owen: What?
Chandler: What?
Owen: I'm adopted?
Chandler: I got nothing.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Ross Is Fine’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Hey, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Hey.
Monica: We just want to give you a heads up. Bill and Colleen hate us.
Chandler: Owen didn't know he's adopted and Monica told him.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Still, he had to find out sometime.
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them? [the triplets look at Chandler] I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident.
Quote from Rachel
Charlie: God, Rachel, what Ross just said, that's just-
Rachel: Oh, that's okay. Girls tend not to like me.
Quote from Monica
Colleen: Well, actually, I think this might help. It's pretty much all the information you need.
Monica: Oh, my God.
Colleen: Everything is broken into categories, then cross-referenced. And then color-coded to correspond with the forms in the back.
Monica: Thank you. I think I just had a tiny orgasm.