Joey Quote #1584
Quote from Joey in The One with the Fertility Test
Chandler: So a professor, huh?
Joey: Yeah. She is cool. And she's so smart. Her mind is totally acrimonious. ... Guess that's not how she used it.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Fertility Test’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, you guys. Look what I just got.
Rachel: Oh, wow. I love those. Where did you get them?
Phoebe: I bought them off eBay. They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.
Rachel: Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive.
Phoebe: Oh, then I overpaid.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: All right. Honey, my tests are down the hall. Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
Chandler: Yeah, I guess.
Monica: Look, I know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares. No one here even knows you.
Janice: Oh, my God!
Chandler: Oh, come on!
Quote from Janice
Janice: Oh, someone's a little cranky today because they have to do it in a cup. [laughs] Oh, they gave you the kiddie size.
Chandler: What?
[Janice laughs]