Ross Quote #1204
Quote from Ross in The One with Rachel's Dream
Receptionist: I'm sorry, it's not there.
Ross: It's not there.
Chandler: Let me get this straight. I called yesterday to try to cancel my reservation and was told it's not refundable. Then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you're telling me we don't have a reservation?
Receptionist: I don't know what to say.
Ross: She doesn't know what to say.
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
Receptionist: Unfortunately, the only thing we have available is our deluxe suite. The rate is $600.
Chandler: That's insane.
Ross: It is totally insane. Dude, let's drive home. We'll hit all the maple-candy stores on the way back and if they're closed, then maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.
Chandler: Does that room have a closet I can lock him in?
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Rachel's Dream’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?
Rachel: Okay, we're still on that.
Monica: I didn't say your songs weren't good enough.
Phoebe: Well, then what's wrong with them? What, they don't go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?
Monica: Tiny portions?
Phoebe: Yeah, well, "Excuse me. I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but I can't see it. I can't see it."
Quote from Ross
Ross: Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206. I seem to have forgotten a couple of things. Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room? Thank you. Okay, a toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash, deodorant, dental floss, Band-Aids, shaving cream, after shave. And I feel like I'm forgetting something. Is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already? Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Okay, quick question. By a show of hands how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside?
Phoebe: Okay, okay. How many of you enjoyed the music outside?
Monica: All right, let me ask you this question. How many of you thought the music was fine but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant?
Phoebe: Okay, well, who identified this restaurant's tone as "pretentious-comma-garlicky"?
Monica: Okay, who thinks the food is delicious and a little pretension never hurt anyone?
Phoebe: Okay, well, all right, who thinks the food is fine, the music was fine but your evening was ruined by this incessant poll-taking?