Quote from Phoebe in The One with Rachel's Dream
Monica: Okay, quick question. By a show of hands how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? Phoebe: Okay, okay. How many of you enjoyed the music outside? Monica: All right, let me ask you this question. How many of you thought the music was fine but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? Phoebe: Okay, well, who identified this restaurant's tone as "pretentious-comma-garlicky"? Monica: Okay, who thinks the food is delicious and a little pretension never hurt anyone? Phoebe: Okay, well, all right, who thinks the food is fine, the music was fine but your evening was ruined by this incessant poll-taking?