Chandler Quote #1702
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Mugging
Jordan: Can I get you a cup of coffee, sir?
Chandler: Oh, no, no. I'm an intern, just like you guys. Except for the tie, the briefcase and the fact that I can rent a car.
Jordan: Seriously, you're an intern?
Chandler: Yeah, well, I'm kind of heading in a new career direction and you gotta start at the bottom.
Jordan: Dude.
Chandler: All right, look, I know I'm a little bit older than you guys, but it's not like I'm Bob Hope. ... The comedian. USO.
Jordan: It's U.S.A., sir.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Mugging’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: You mugged me?
Phoebe: Yeah. And I'm so, so sorry, Ross. I'm sorry. But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat. I mean, well, it's just that I've always felt kind of like an outsider. You know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back and, you know, now you and I have a great one.
Ross: It's not the best!
Quote from Ross
Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job I think I would've been really good in advertising.
Monica: Ross, you did not come up with: "Got Milk?"
Ross: Yes, I did. I did. I should've written it down.
Quote from Ross
Lowell: All right, lady, now give me your purse.
Phoebe: No.
Ross: What do you mean "no"? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay!