Jordan: Can I get you a cup of coffee, sir?
Chandler: Oh, no, no. I'm an intern, just like you guys. Except for the tie, the briefcase and the fact that I can rent a car.
Jordan: Seriously, you're an intern?
Chandler: Yeah, well, I'm kind of heading in a new career direction and you gotta start at the bottom.
Jordan: Dude.
Chandler: All right, look, I know I'm a little bit older than you guys, but it's not like I'm Bob Hope. ... The comedian. USO.
Jordan: It's U.S.A., sir.