Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job I think I would've been really good in advertising.
Monica: Ross, you did not come up with: "Got Milk?"
Ross: Yes, I did. I did. I should've written it down.

Ross: You mugged me?
Phoebe: Yeah. And I'm so, so sorry, Ross. I'm sorry. But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat. I mean, well, it's just that I've always felt kind of like an outsider. You know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back and, you know, now you and I have a great one.
Ross: It's not the best!

Leonard Hayes: What the hell are you still doing here?
Joey: Oh. Uh. ... I think you know.
Leonard Hayes: Bastard.
Joey: I am what you made me. You know what? I could go right now.
Leonard Hayes: Go! Go!
Joey: I can't. Oh, I want to, Long Pause ... but I can't.
Leonard Hayes: So sorry. You're not supposed to say "long pause".
Joey: Oh! Oh, I thought that was your character's name. You know? I thought you were, like, an Indian or something, you know, with the...