‘The Ski Lodge’
Season 5, Episode 14 - Aired February 24, 1998
When the Cranes spend a weekend at a romantic ski lodge, everyone gets their signals crossed.
Quote from Niles
Annie: How dare you barge in on me when I'm naked!
Frasier: I'm sorry. My father told me you were hot for me.
Annie: Your father did?!
Frasier: Well, blame Daphne, she's the one who told him.
Daphne: I did not. I said she wanted your brother.
Guy: Could Niles and I please have some privacy?
Annie: [to Niles] You're just putting the moves on everyone, aren't you?
Niles: [silently stammering] Would you kindly get out of my bed? I am not gay, Guy.
Guy: Please, acknowledge your true nature. Stop chasing these lesbians.
Daphne: Lesbians?!
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: Oh, sounds like heaven. Skiing all weekend, then warming up with a nice hot rum drink, curled up under a blanket in front of a roaring fire.
Niles: I can feel the steam rising off my toddy already.